Writer's Circle

When a writer has way too many ideas that he can't decide what he wants to write.

Guy 1: Hey have you thought of a new idea yet?
Guy 2: Yeah but I can't decide on what I should write about.
Guy 1: Sounds like Writer's Circle.

by kaphonjr September 26, 2021

Writer's Eureka

A phrase used to describe the sudden flood of ideas and inspiration to write, either a backstory, a story, or some other action of making literature. Can be a short flood or long term, depends of what you're writing.

"I know I have to do the dishes but I have writers eureka and I need to put all my ideas down."

"I don't have time, this writer's eureka doesn't last all day!"
"Jenna hasn't come out of her room, you think she has writer's eureka?"

by BRASH!! July 12, 2022

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.

"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."

by Potat 1 August 12, 2022

Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 9, 2023

Writer’s disease

Used to define characters who are poorly written despite their abilities and potential they could have

Flash is one of the most powerful characters in DC. No joke. But the writers make him so he doesn’t live up to title because of writer’s disease

by Raptor-777 May 15, 2025

Writer’s Disease

Something or a character what would have been very well done in a plot, or have actual lore accurate powers but gets ruined by poor writing. Like a character who could be very well made, and powerful in their universe, but the writing of the story and the development of the character ruins it.

In short, really shitty writing for something that could’ve been good and well made.

“Flash could have been literally the best character in DC in my opinion. But the writing is one one of his biggest drawbacks! I fucking hate the Writer’s Disease on him!

by Raptor-777 May 15, 2025

Real 80s Writer

A graffiti writer that painted a little bit for a couple of years in the late 1980s. Returned to the scene to show everyone who’s boss during a midlife crisis demanding the respect of a graffiti king. Will use old school rules when it suits him. Hates street art. Gets pleasure from painting violent and abusive threats in childrens’ play parks. Internet troll and alcohol fuelled keyboard warrior. Must have an Instagram account to gain validation from strangers. Will not write within his postcode. Will put up the names of his pets to make it look like he has an army.

Person 1: Someone painted over that lovely mural at the park with some hideous unreadable bubble letters.
Person 2: Yeah, it must have been a ‘Real 80s Writer’!

by Cacher July 2, 2019