redneck wrapping paper

a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.

Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).

by Keyzer Soze November 20, 2009

gang-wrap

The process of wrapping one to a pole like object and then proceeding to rape them as they are restrained to the pole.

"Hey Dallas, Let's gang-wrap Chase tomorrow."

"Sure thing, I'll bring the rope."

by Jackie Pancake March 8, 2019

warped tour

an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.

- So how was warped tour?

- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..

- And that was fun?

- HELL YES

by Kate S September 27, 2005

warped

To be convoluted, twisted, rippled or distorted.

1) The lumber left outside warped from exposure to the sun and rain. 2) Years of drug abuse had warped the mans mind. 3) Strong magnetic fields from the black hole warped time and space allowing the ship to travel into another dimension.

by Patrick White March 12, 2004

wrap my rascal

v. to place a condom on one's penis for purposes of banging, primarily, broads and supermodels

Look. Yes. I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times, cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation... as a way of punishing supermodels.

by MikeyMcMikenson April 8, 2009

warpublican

A hypocritical republican who is pro-war despite lack of WMDs or eminent threat, and regardless of the fact that they claim to believe foreign intervention is wrong and the US should not be world police.

Joe used to support ethical standards for politicians, limited government, and fiscal responsibility; but ever since Bush got re-elected, he's become just another lockstep warpublican.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

Warpforce

A game made by the same people who made Adventure Quest. It is a futuristic copy of it, except better because it does not have a server cap.

Hey have you played Warpforce today? It's just like Adventure Quest in space!

by TheLegendaryGamer September 18, 2009