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Wounded Soldier

The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.
After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.
by DogFlap June 11, 2006
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wounded dove

The act of injuring your partner during anal sex where they are flapping their arms as wings just as a wounded dove would.
Dude I was having anal sex with my girlfriend when she went all wounded dove on me and freaked me the fuck out!
by The Wounded Dove November 2, 2015
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wounded animal

When a girl is kinda ugly but you would still hook up with her. She is easy prey like a wounded animal.
That girl is fat so she is easy to hook up with. She is a wounded animal easy prey.

She has low self esteem easy prey like a wounded animal.

She is not that hot so she won't take a whole lot to get her to hook up. Easy prey like a wounded animal.
by Vegas702 August 7, 2017
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Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"
I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.
by BRAW HOUSE August 2, 2008
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Wounded Lama

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.
by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010
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Wounded Waco

A really beautiful man.

Wounded waco's have all the swag and get all the ladies. Are hardcore ballers and usually tall.
Who names their kid Wounded Waco?
by jsmith24 June 29, 2013
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wounded eagle

A sexual position intended for the pleasure of only one person
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle
Dude I screwed Mercedes last night, but she tried to pull out so I did a wounded eagle on her ass and she did all the work.
by ReEngineeredLife March 6, 2017
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