Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 05, 2024

i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 25, 2018

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski February 09, 2018

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 01, 2021