if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

.9.I Would Say To Pull Up On Me.9.

.9.I Would Say To Pull Up On Me.9.

.9.I Would Say To Pull Up On Me.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 24, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I WOuld Like A Cigarrette<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WOuld Like A Cigarrette<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WOuld Like A Cigarrette<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018