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foot worship 

to worship ones feet, But the feet must be deserved to be worshiped. i.e a rich women deserves to have her feet worshiped as she is better than us. only mistresses can have the feet worshiped
mistress: Slave my feet are abit sweaty worship and clean them, now! i need my daily foot worship

slave: yes my goddess of a mistress
foot worship by slaveboy870 August 24, 2008
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Pussy worship 

A religion that is a type of nature worship. Pussy worshipers see the pussy or vulva as the source of all life and all meaning full pleasure. They have regular orgies and practice the art of vulva massage. they also compose poetry etc. about the pussy and see it as the symbol of the mother goddess. It often overlaps with other pagan religions.
He's into pussy worship.
Pussy worship by The Fury 13 January 3, 2011

Testicular Worship 

1: When a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male's lapdog his master can boss around.

2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".

3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.

4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.

5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
(1)
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!

Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.

(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me

Bill: diddo foo

Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.

Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills

(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!

Bill: SAME HERE!

Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship

(4)

Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro

Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.

(5)

Jack: can you testicularly worship me?

Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
Testicular Worship by RAYLOVESYOU19 September 7, 2010

mattress worship 

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.

hero worship

When you obsess over a certain person who you think is better/more talented than you.
You know Ms. Lauren? I hero worship her.
hero worship by ~castithandsome~ October 19, 2013

hog worship

a female who devotes their life to glorifying penis. This includes rituals, ceremonies and bowing down to any penis in their vacinity.
Louie: Hey Dee, heard the other day that your ex got into some hog worshiping, sorry to hear about the terrible news bro.

Dee: I know, man its been tough. The other day i went to get my old stuff back and she just had a shrine of Rick's hog! I think she made a custom dildo of his hog too.
hog worship by Ski Ski December 7, 2016

Melanin Male Worship 

Melanin male worship is a learned behavior that was taught to melanated girls and women at young ages by their peers, who came from older generations, to uplift, protect, support, and defend melanated men in their communities at any cost, going so far as to be the sacrificial lambs for these men who have a history of mental abuse, sexual violence, domestic violence, and femicide. While melanated women do backflips and defend them publicly, these same men pay them dust in return as women in their communities make safe spaces for melanin men, constantly placing these men on pedestals for their imagery when they haven't displayed that same energy in return for defending these men who never cared to defend home first. melanated women repeatedly going out of their way to make these men see the value they don't see in themselves, not holding melanin men accountable for their actions, blaming Caucasian men for their shortcomings, and fighting with women from other cultures that melanin men bring into their own communities, with ill intentions being used against melanated women. Melanin men are placed in unpredictable positions of leadership; they don't build up their communities from the inside out; they aren't career-driven; these men are scared that melanated women are requiring better partners of means from different cultures than our own; when we choose better, we do better.
Melanin male worship is the act of ignoring melanated men's behavior yet ostracizing different cultures from doing the same thing, turning a blind eye to the outright criticism of melanated men but ignoring the tumultuous behavior that they display, singing melanated men's praises for having melanated skin, acting like Super Women for melanin men, steadily coming to their rescue. Every time someone says something they aren't in agreement with while being one-sided race-loyal culture warriors for melanated men who will raise young daughters with no boundaries, standards, expectations, and low self-esteem for the next melanin man to misuse, abuse, and discard, they are actively doing a disservice to these girls who will mature into women that will seek out men with childish minds to start a life with while they settle for a melanin man who has no intentions on marrying them, nor will these cuddled men see the importance of marriage. Eventually, these young women with no guidance play house, giving these men all the wifely benefits without any real commitment on their behalf, resulting in a one-sided situation that's a disservice to the melanated woman involved, who gives all her time, the best years of her youth, effort, and energy to a man that's underserving of it and doesn't want to see the value in it.