bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

by me joooleee February 25, 2012

wormtongue

When you convince someone to do something using skeevy, hand-waving reasoning that in actuality gets them to do something you want them to do rather than something that migth actually be best for them.

King Theoden was wormtongued by Grima Wormtongue in LOTR Return of the King

by koampapapa March 7, 2012

Womit

'Go home' in Derbyshire slang, pronounced like Gromit (Wallace and Gromit).

Let's womit before we get bummed.

by Twinnie October 5, 2006

wormie

An uncircumcised penis.

He has a wormie.

by wormie November 9, 2003

Worming

An action word denoting the time wasting activities one engages in while at work.

In a chat:
Person A: "Hey man what are you doing?"
Person B: "Ahhh nothing too much man just worming right now."
Person A: "Slow day huh?"

by TheTrueMzungu July 13, 2012

Wormatic Method

A worm's method of argument; comparable to the Socratic Method. Involves skirting around the issue, using elaborate analogies, and attacking the opponent with flimsy examples.

"Dude, don't use that wormatic method on me. I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."

by Tep010101 January 13, 2009

worming

when ur doing chin ups and ur knacked, u can squeeze out a couple more by wriggling ur way up, known as worming

come on!! u've done 19, worm ur way to 20 u lazy motherfucker!

by rich May 4, 2005