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Awkward Woolly Mammoth

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
by FranFine February 29, 2008
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woolyback

labour drafted into Liverpool Docks during the dockers strike, usualy came from smaller towns outside the city. They had to carry the woollen bales on their backs because they did not have the correct equipment for unloading ships.

It is generaly considered a form of insult by people from liverpool although most dont know what it means or where it comes from
"im a fucktard scouser, i dunno wat it means but your a fukin woolyback"
by RageATM May 8, 2009
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wooly mammo

Hair on a girls tits and/or nipples.
She is fine, but I hear she has some wicked wooly mammos.
by dirtysteve June 18, 2007
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wooly rupert

When an Englishman or Welshman presses his pubic beard into the face of his partner.
"Nigel dropped his trowsers and gave Deirdre a wooly Rupert."
by OxfordDic December 6, 2013
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woolly nips

A woman with hairy nipples that resemble that of a woolly mammoth
Evan: Dude what happened? You were only in the bedroom with that girl for like 30 seconds. u a 30 second man?
Kenny: No, I started to suck her boobs and realized she has woolly nips, I gotta go floss
Evan: Gross, heres a beer to rinse that shit out
by wamboozled October 17, 2014
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Wooly Manmouth

When a guy eats out a girl's vag & gets a mouthful of pubes
I was eating out a girl & got a total "wooly manmouth", then I had to floss the pubes out of my teeth.
I went to this music festival & have had "wooly manmouth" ever since.
by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017
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Woolas

A Dutch master or Philly Cigar filled with Cannabis and sprinkled with cocaine.
I started smoking woolas at 17 man
by marvin98 October 16, 2017
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