The practice of shaving ones pubes, secreting them and then throwing them over the face of a girl after administrating ejaculation onto said face. The ejaculate forms an adhesive which the pubes stick to. This maybe accompanied shouts of SHAZAAM or CONGRATULATIONS
Can also be employed as an insult
Can also be employed as an insult
by WOOKIE KING April 23, 2009
Get the Jizz Wookie mug.noun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually "hippie music") parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, don't lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and "gooving" to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves!
My friend's older brother is a sneaky wook.
by Sweaty Ray May 31, 2005
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Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.
by nick May 25, 2005
Get the shit like a wookie mug.A very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like "Monster Garage" and "Tech TV", all the while wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
by Lowbrow Dot Org November 1, 2004
Get the couch wookie mug.A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.
Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.
It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.
It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
by periwinkle blue October 9, 2006
Get the Wook mug.A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.
"Hey bro did you hear what she said about the protons and electrons? ". "Nah sorry man , too busy trying to hide my class woody."
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
Get the Class Woody mug.Gaming slang: first/third-person shooter or FPS video games; type of player behaviour.
Related terms: camper, noob
A disparaging term used by gamers that refers to players who attempt to play a "sniper" role in fast-paced, tactical FPS games. Such players will typically hide (usually amongst foliage) far away from map areas where most of the other players are fighting (i.e. too far away to be useful). They will then proceed to take occasional pot-shots at distant enemy players that rarely result in a hit, let alone a kill. Bush Wookies can be identified on servers by looking for players who always use sniper rifles, have been connected for some time, and yet maintain a low number of deaths and an even lower number of kills (kill assists are equally rare due to the lone wolf nature of the Bush Wookie).
This type of player behaviour is frowned upon because it deviates from the teamplay focus of these games and effectively leaves the team one soldier short (see team balance). Usually suggestive either of a player who is very new to this type of game or a player who, though familiar with the game, stubbornly insists on playing this way. The latter may be the result of some form of mental retardation or a penchant for shrubbery...or both.
Related reference: the 'ghillie suit' worn by the sniper/recon class of soldier in some games gives the impression of a hairy, wookie-like creature (see Star Wars - Chewbacca).
Related terms: camper, noob
A disparaging term used by gamers that refers to players who attempt to play a "sniper" role in fast-paced, tactical FPS games. Such players will typically hide (usually amongst foliage) far away from map areas where most of the other players are fighting (i.e. too far away to be useful). They will then proceed to take occasional pot-shots at distant enemy players that rarely result in a hit, let alone a kill. Bush Wookies can be identified on servers by looking for players who always use sniper rifles, have been connected for some time, and yet maintain a low number of deaths and an even lower number of kills (kill assists are equally rare due to the lone wolf nature of the Bush Wookie).
This type of player behaviour is frowned upon because it deviates from the teamplay focus of these games and effectively leaves the team one soldier short (see team balance). Usually suggestive either of a player who is very new to this type of game or a player who, though familiar with the game, stubbornly insists on playing this way. The latter may be the result of some form of mental retardation or a penchant for shrubbery...or both.
Related reference: the 'ghillie suit' worn by the sniper/recon class of soldier in some games gives the impression of a hairy, wookie-like creature (see Star Wars - Chewbacca).
Example 1: “Too many camping bush wookies playing on this server.”
Example 2: “See lone bush on hill. Shoot at bush. Wait for death scream emanating from bush.” (See: Monty Python, “How not to be seen”)
Example 2: “See lone bush on hill. Shoot at bush. Wait for death scream emanating from bush.” (See: Monty Python, “How not to be seen”)
by trivialgamer December 22, 2010
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