wonderkiss

The kiss goodnight your mom gives you right after she gave dad a blow job. It's named a wonderkiss because now after you read this, you'll always wonder if this happened to you at some time in your life...

"Ever wonder why mom's breath got funky in the evening? That'd be the wonderkiss"

by Heathen 2.0 January 22, 2008

wonderfuck

To be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren't. Usually said with sarcasm.

Best friend 1: Hey how are you?
Best friend 2: I'm wonderfuck how about you?
Best friend 1: why?
Best friend 2: My mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
Best friend 1: that sucks dude. I'm pretty good.

by Emilinan March 18, 2009

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019

alice in wonderland

A classic Disney animated children's movie based on a story that has references to drugs.

Alice In Wonderland is a fuckin' trippy movie, dude.

by King Shit January 19, 2003

wondering

an inquiry or question about something

I have a wondering about that.

by katsmada January 27, 2003

Just wondering

Bad excuse to cover their true intention. Although it's easy to acknowledge that they are "just wondering," people use this phrase all the time for cretinous reason. I don't know.

(Ingame, random chat from game friend): Just wondering how old are you? Just wondering, really...

by donassumygender October 15, 2019

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland: A chick sees a bunny and follows it and ends up in this place that looks like it was made by a fucking crack addict. She goes around and meets people and then this queen chick meets her and she's like: "BITCH IMMA KILL YOU" and then the queen tries to kill alice but alicie dosen't die and then she finds out it was all a fucking dream and then like 10 years later she's a fucking teenager and she sees the bunny again and follows it and ends up in the same crack addict world and she's like "Oh shit i'm hallucinating" but she's not and then she finds out that her childhood dream was not a dream at fucking all and she's like the chosen one and she has to defeat the fat ass queen and kill her whore I mean dragon then she's like "I ant gun do that shit" and everyone's like "Alice you must or we will all die!" and then she agrees to it and she fights the damn dragon and chops his head off and then she leaves wonderland and goes to china and that's how both Alice in Wonderland movies go thank you the end

Guy: "Dude, you ever seen Alice in Wonderland?!"
Dude: "Yeah, that shit made me think of the days I did Crack!"

by VodkahBunneh December 12, 2012