women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005

Women

A member of the human race. Very hard to handle. Indigenous to our ribs. Show extreme caution while approaching one.

Women speak their own language. It's called crazy

by Devin J the Snipe March 2, 2011

women

the inferior human sex, who is illogical, irartional, and a brain that thinks how to torment men. They are beautiful to look at so that they can easily trap the other sex. The only useful part is the hole between the legs known as the vagina that can be used for pleasure and bearing children, and the breasts that are both joy and are useful for producing milk. The most useless part is the mouth that talks and nag non-stop. Some wise men say that women must only open mouth to suck.

the poor man was robbed by those big titted women

by vikram_001 July 5, 2006

Women

A gender which is VERY superficial. Who only care about looks and money.

Women...they have nothing better to do than to shop and look at celebrities' butts.

by Flaros January 23, 2008

Women

Normally complains about being treated like crap when its statistics that a woman will cheat on a man the woman finds inferior. Emotionally unstable and if you can't give a woman the world, she will have another snake in her box in a week.

Women want a man to give them the world but can only find men who want to give them the ocean. Ugh, men are pigs.

by Anonymous Duck July 2, 2015

Women

Rubix cubes with bombs strapped to them screaming at you in another language and if you don't solve them in time they will blow in a way you would not want them to.

Those women at the Aloha Snackbar are crazy!

by ApolloAkaJosh April 20, 2015

women

Only good for three things......Cooking, sucking, and fucking.

See also: cunt.

After that women sucked my dick all night long, she cooked me up some waffles.

by NutzandBoltz December 24, 2007