Groomin the Womb

Verb
When a female begins to prepare her womb for pregnancy by making smart choices such as taking prenatal vitamins, eating more vegetables and cutting back on coffee and alcohol.

Amy was groomin the womb for conception by incorporating beets and spinach into her diet.

by GSDGal November 19, 2010

womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!

Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!

by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019

Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Womb Friendly

A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.

This home is very womb friendly.

by Duckcave September 5, 2013

womb broom

a mustache

I ate my girlfriend out and cleaned her uterus with my womb broom!

by JAMESDMITRI August 18, 2010

Womb sniffer

A fragile, power hungry male who thinks he has a say over women’s rights.

Womb sniffer: Abortion is mUrDeR!!!!

Normal person: We got a womb sniffer over here. Leave women’s rights alone and go get laid for once.

by thatsexychick11 June 10, 2022

womb broom

A particularly thick, wiry moustache.

That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005