Whisking your puddin'

The act of masturbation by a male.

Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."

by The Earl of Hamilton August 25, 2011

butt winking

What a girls asshole does when you work the clit with a vibrator

I watched her butt winking as I worked the angel piss out of her with the big pocket rocket

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

winking jimmy

When someone leaves a pooh in the toilet, and you can see it bobbing in the water

ahhh man ive left a nasty winking jimmy in the bog!

by sarah May 13, 2005

Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.

Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

by Terry Deary July 27, 2008

type whining

Type whining- To spell out all or most of your words, as if you were whining. very annoying because It takes up alot of space, and you realize you are actually HEARING exactly what it would REALLY sounds like when you read it. Esp when it's someone you know that actually talks like that. (and who likes to hear someone WHINE) iritating, not pleasant to the eer, as your hearing it in you're head

"uuuuuuuhhhhhhh. But, weeeee've got to doo ssssooooooomethiiiiiiiiiigg this weeeeeeekeeeennddd." "nnooooooo, i'm notttt type whining." (except type whining would be spelled...type whiiiiiinnniiiiiiiiiinggggg

by meanmine August 29, 2011

Whinging

To complain or protest in an annoying manner.

What one may constantly do while their significant other is overseas.

Probably being all sexy.

Probably getting hit on by everyone.

Probably doesn't remember their girlfriend back home.

You wont get anything if you keep whinging

by ihatecrybabies May 21, 2009

Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

by captinjapseye January 2, 2011