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fingering

when a girl or guy sticks his or her finger(s) up a girl. Or when a girl uses her fingers to "rub" her genitals for sexual pleasure.
God, i feel so horny, i need some sex, but i'm single, no one to fuck. hmm I'll just FINGER myself... uhh uhh uhhh...
by Jennifer April 18, 2004
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wangerin

Non-specific plans to hang out.
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)
H: What are you doing saturday?
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!

B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.
by Jim McKennery January 10, 2008
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Wickering

The act of dousing yourself in one third of a can of LYNX deoderant in a vain attempt to emulate the icy cool effect of the Graham-like man in the advert.
"God can you smell that, someone has been Wickering again"
by S.X. Mann July 11, 2005
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fingering

when you insert 1 or more fingers into a woman/girls vagina and rub her clit (rub and ticcle her pussy, it makes ME horny cause i just wanna get fingered when its getting tickeled and rubbed) <-- tip to you guys
but cause i dont have a boyfriend atm i have to finger myself i kinda tease myself to make me wanna get fingered even more
i rub my clit at first, by that time im wet then i start to insert fingers in!

im fingering myself right now actually
(girls try it now, i gurantee you'll love the feeling)
mann.... i fingered myself lastnight and i cummed everywhere, im fingering myself right now actually
(girls try it now, i gurantee you'll love the feeling)
by i love vaginas September 14, 2010
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wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008
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dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.
Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.
by Crack Help July 29, 2016
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National Fingering Day

Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day
by Xxxporno.xvx.com April 29, 2019
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