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They have the best wings

The most common excuse a guy (or girl) uses to go to hooters, or some other restaurant or sports bar with skanky waitresses.
Mark(13 years old) : MOOOOOM!!!! Can we go to Hooters????
Mom : WHAT!?? Why do you want to go there???!!
Mark : Uhhh.... 'cause they have the best wings ever!
Dad : Uhh.. yup. They sure do! LET'S GO!!
by jdouglas8 May 23, 2008
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shitting hot wings

The dreaded feeling of intense pain and heat in your asshole, most commonly occurring when, but not limited to, eating hot wings. It gets so bad that you are conflicted as to whether you should push it all out or hold it in out of fear. Its the worst and most unsatisfying dump anyone can have.
"yo dick, you wanna go out tonight?"

"I dont think so dude, Im shitting hot wings, so my world is coming to an end."
by thedumpmaster November 15, 2009
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The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire

Use this sexual technique to spice things up in bed. While performing oral sex, a man applies a tablespoon (or as much sauce as necessary) of Buffalo Wild Wings Mild Hot Sauce to the palm of his hand. He then continues to lather it on his scrotum pole until the entirety of the shaft is orange in color. He then screams a ferocious roar (replicating the mating call of a Buffalo) and inserts his penis into the mouth of the female. He will then hold her head down on his penis in a way where she is unable to move her head. When he has reached the point of the climax, he will ejaculate in the female’s mouth, while dipping his fingers in the excess sauce to rub in the female’s eyes (or slapping her across the face with the sauce while saying “ I like your cut g.”). The immense pain from the hot sauce in the woman’s eyes will cause her to scream, releasing the breath of fire, while also releasing a booming roar (sounding similar to that of the mating call of a female Buffalo). Therefore comes the name The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire.
“Bro, I had leftover sauce from B Dubs so I got home and gave my girl The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire!”
by zachoconnell December 4, 2020
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Bingo wings

The hanging fat that swings from an obese womans upper arms when they are raised and shaken while shouting "Bingo!" during a tournament.
"Check out the bingo wings on fat ass over there".
by A Big Fat Jerk August 24, 2006
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chicken wings

Why is it that 99% of the people who submit definitions to this site think we're interested in their made up 'sexual' words or terms? No one cares to hear about some fictitious sexual act you've never performed to begin with. 'chicken wings' have nothing to do with sex or masturbation. They are an extremely tasty and extremely common western food that can be found at pretty much any bar and grill out there, as well as being readily available in the frozen food section of your local supermarket.
Let's go to the tavern and get some chicken wings!
by Lament May 1, 2006
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Deal Wings

A private jet, preferably a G-4 or G-5.
Deals are always crushed, whether closing the deal with women or in business, when flying on deal wings. Stems from the term deal sleds, which are a reference to gucci loafers.
Yo I'm leaving at around 8 tomorrow, I'm flying up on deal wings.

Oh, you're driving four hours? It takes me 35 minutes to get up there on my deal wings.

Benny is such a baller, always flying up on deal wings.
by Deal Sleds October 21, 2010
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