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Wimberley

Awesome small town in central texas about 45 minutes southwest of austin. Many things to do - Blue Hole, Market Days, antiquing, shopping, hanging out. Best football team in the land! Best marching band in the land! Great place to raise your kids. Town has no Walmart, Home Depot or any 'big box' stores to change the flavor of small town life. Only one elementary school, only one JH, only one HS - no one messes with the Wimberley Texans!
If you want to raise your kids in an awesome community that is small but still near big enough cities if you need to go, live in Wimberley!
by crazymom18 December 7, 2011
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Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.
Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.
by Sanchez April 22, 2005
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wimbat

a white rich folk who thinks that they are from an innercity community and speak with a blaccent when they really do not need to
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wimbledon high girl

a lesbian who doesn't have any male friends. probably hooks up in the language closet. says she's bi but would never date a man. kings girls are hotter. can spot her at Wagamama's. probably vegan and in love with her best friend. hippie enough to go to a thrift store, but too posh for brixton
I miss her
No you don't, she's a wimbledon high girl
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wimberly

Women who are annoying, rude, and childish. Commonly referred to as bitch that suffers from some type of mental disorder.
That loud mouth girlfriend of your's must be one of the Wimberlys.
by Scottie Lavelle May 20, 2007
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Wimbley

British shortened form of "Wimbledon." Wimbledon is the world-famous club where the championships of professional tennis are held each July.
Roger Federer owned at Wimbley again this year.
by Anaïs Nin August 1, 2005
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Wimberly

A beautiful and amazing girl who can be very sassy but is always Gucci. She I am amazing gf and she is really thicccc! She will be a good stripper when she is an adult! Wimberly is very picky over boys and will choose the perfect one the first time he walks into a room! Wimberly's favorite colors are usually pink with thousands of sparkles
Damn, look over there, that must be a wimberly because she is thic af!
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