Beach Wiener

A bad case of STD/Topical infection's, that looks like sand on a male's penis.
Jeff had a beach wiener, due to excess amount of warts around the male gentalia.
by newcastlemagpies June 24, 2010
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Stink Wiener

There goes Willy, I be he's a "stink wiener".
Damn, that dude got a mad case of the "stink wiener".
by udontnome June 10, 2009
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Wiener World

Guy 1: Let's go to a party.

Guy 2: Yeah, let's go to Smith's house, there's always a party there

Guy 1: I don't know, that sounds like a total sausage fest.

Guy 2: No one says sausage fest, people say wiener world now
by coolest_black_guy_around January 24, 2010
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Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.
"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."
by chopzila February 16, 2010
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Wiener Grinch

Used interchangeably with "cock block". A person, or the act of someone rejecting another person's pursuit to have sex.
Friend: "Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
You: "No! My mom walked in the room and totally wiener grinched me"
by Townsley June 06, 2011
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Wiener Burger

A Small, Flat, Burger shaped penis.
Look at that lad's cock, he has a Wiener Burger!
by The_List June 26, 2011
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Wiener Puppet

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.
Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!
by the PSU Puppeteer June 24, 2009
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