Whitey McCrackerhonky

Made famous by RayWilliamJhonson meaning a white person trying way to hard to be black

Did you see will with all that fake ass bling on?
Yeah hes such a Whitey McCrackerhonky

by MRJAYWALTERS September 28, 2010

Tighty whitey

Only the coolest underwear ever! Also the worst underwear for boys to be wedgied in

I wear tighty whiteys

by Tommy person February 11, 2009

whitey sense

The uneasy feeling minorities get when they sense a large number of white people in their immediate vicinity.

Derived from Spiderman's "Spidey Sense" a.k.a. the feeling he gets when he senses impending danger.

As Malik and Jose walked by Starbucks, they felt their whitey sense tingle.

by Fernando Longhorn February 27, 2011

tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003

whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

Whitey Maid

This is the 'Whitey Victim''s bitch who is roped into looking after the poor stoner who's 'hit white', often because they threw up in their house and the 'Whitey Maid' is forced to clean it up because the Victim is too lazy.

On the night - 'Jayk, clean up your sick!'

'Nah, I'm gonna sleep instead.'
Days later - 'Jayk, you whitey victim!'

'Shut up Josh, you were my whitey maid!'

by Cayk September 25, 2010

tighty whiteys

Tight white briefs that are comfortable and hold your balls and penis into a fixed position so that they don't sag.

I was changing in the locker room when the cool kids came over and pantzed me (no one usually saw because I covered it with my shirt) showing my tighty whiteys. They took me and gave me a HUGE wedgie which gave me a boner. They then pushed through the lockerroom doors and the hot girls saw my TWs. I was SO embarressed.

by tighty whitie wearer August 3, 2007