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Whitewash

To spray hand sanitizer and disinfectant all over the past, so that people forget what it was really like in favor of what they read about it being like in a book.
The girl aimed to whitewash the entire human race.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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whitewash

You see that video??? She deadass got whitewashed!!!
by ligmagreenos69420 March 15, 2022
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Whitewashing

Whitewashing is any content or interactions that ignore the matrix. This always results in the Caucasians being represented as more under-privileged than they actually are; the person of color gets depicted as more over-priviliged as I actually am.

Let's discuss Miss Saigon; a white -washed, Asian "white savior" fantasy.

In Miss Saigon, there is a sign, "Please Don't Bomb! Bui-Dui children's camp. "

I should have put a sign, "Lil Mí Hood Baby Mila restaurant! I am cooking and eating pa dulce today; please don't bomb! I can't taste my food for the past 3 weeks; when I look outside my window, toxic dust billowing outside my window. My kitchen and tiny little garden, and tiny little Asian face, and tiny little panpandulce, are getting covered in toxic dust while I sit right in front of you!".

Not only that; KKK still begs for money! Everything you want is handed to you! No paperwork, no paying money, no waiting on lines, no going to stores. Y'all have millions of mansions with smart korchdn, movie theatre, pools, bowling alleys. Rolling lawns of green; no neighbors in sight. Why do you, who have never worked a day in y'all lives, beg for money from a little colonized girl of color who works every day of my life! Caucasian privilege; you not only refuse to work and have absolutely EVERYTHING; you okay with dolls on my planet #5sreak money from me, steal health and resources away from me; all because I'm a colonized Asian baby in your schizo Caucaaian privilege land!
Whitewashing. Today, I cooked and ate Hello Fresh spicy umāmi pasta with bacon.

My first time in my life cooking bacon ❣️❣️🥓🥓
However, I fed Won-Ton, and my bacon was left on burner for a little long. Slightly burned taste; good appearance.

Pasta super fun to cook; too spicy, 2 packets (mial and pork ramen). So, it looks gorgeous, fun to cook, bur rhe Neal oatmeal? Sucks.

Miss Saigon; gorgeous super fun to cook.

But it's too Asian, too white -washed. Chris's autism and over-privileged background are erased; Kim's ACCOMPLISHEMNTS and under-privileged background are erased. So, it skews both ways, in an idyllic "Indint even want to discuss Caucasian privilege; little baby of color Lil MI Hood Baby Mila really should just remain enslaved to illiterate schizo crackers who have never worked a day in lives and have a combined IQ of around 10.

I also learned that there is white savior porn with one of my college professors; Ed Murphy.

I would love to watch porn that stars me; but, I am banned from interacting with any real content.

I want to watch it; like I said, white -washing really benefits nobody.
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Whitewashed

Marina Garcia bellos
Marina is whitewashed
by Juan the one October 22, 2020
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Whitewash

When somebody turn a dark skinned character white because they think their skin colour is bad so they change them white and think that they "fixed it".
person 1: "She looks disgusting, fixed her"

person 2: "That's whitewashing... not good."
by Xystran July 20, 2024
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whitewashed my Y-fronts

Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.
by kam75xx June 12, 2023
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Whitewashed

When a man cums all over your body/face.
Hey Becky, what's you do last night?

I got whitewashed. Brad got a little crazy last night.
by *ellehcim* October 16, 2017
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