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Whitewashed

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Marina is whitewashed
by Juan the one October 22, 2020
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Whitewashed

When a man cums all over your body/face.
Hey Becky, what's you do last night?

I got whitewashed. Brad got a little crazy last night.
by *ellehcim* October 16, 2017
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whitewashed my Y-fronts

Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.
by kam75xx June 12, 2023
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Whitewashing

Whitewashing is any content or interactions that ignore the matrix. This always results in the Caucasians being represented as more under-privileged than they actually are; the person of color gets depicted as more over-priviliged as I actually am.

Let's discuss Miss Saigon; a white -washed, Asian "white savior" fantasy.

In Miss Saigon, there is a sign, "Please Don't Bomb! Bui-Dui children's camp. "

I should have put a sign, "Lil Mí Hood Baby Mila restaurant! I am cooking and eating pa dulce today; please don't bomb! I can't taste my food for the past 3 weeks; when I look outside my window, toxic dust billowing outside my window. My kitchen and tiny little garden, and tiny little Asian face, and tiny little panpandulce, are getting covered in toxic dust while I sit right in front of you!".

Not only that; KKK still begs for money! Everything you want is handed to you! No paperwork, no paying money, no waiting on lines, no going to stores. Y'all have millions of mansions with smart korchdn, movie theatre, pools, bowling alleys. Rolling lawns of green; no neighbors in sight. Why do you, who have never worked a day in y'all lives, beg for money from a little colonized girl of color who works every day of my life! Caucasian privilege; you not only refuse to work and have absolutely EVERYTHING; you okay with dolls on my planet #5sreak money from me, steal health and resources away from me; all because I'm a colonized Asian baby in your schizo Caucaaian privilege land!
Whitewashing. Today, I cooked and ate Hello Fresh spicy umāmi pasta with bacon.

My first time in my life cooking bacon ❣️❣️🥓🥓
However, I fed Won-Ton, and my bacon was left on burner for a little long. Slightly burned taste; good appearance.

Pasta super fun to cook; too spicy, 2 packets (mial and pork ramen). So, it looks gorgeous, fun to cook, bur rhe Neal oatmeal? Sucks.

Miss Saigon; gorgeous super fun to cook.

But it's too Asian, too white -washed. Chris's autism and over-privileged background are erased; Kim's ACCOMPLISHEMNTS and under-privileged background are erased. So, it skews both ways, in an idyllic "Indint even want to discuss Caucasian privilege; little baby of color Lil MI Hood Baby Mila really should just remain enslaved to illiterate schizo crackers who have never worked a day in lives and have a combined IQ of around 10.

I also learned that there is white savior porn with one of my college professors; Ed Murphy.

I would love to watch porn that stars me; but, I am banned from interacting with any real content.

I want to watch it; like I said, white -washing really benefits nobody.
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Semi whitewashing

When a character in a Hollywood movie of 'X' race is played by a half white actor with the other half being that of the 'X' race, it is known as semi whitewashing.
In the new One Punch Man live action movie the actor playing Saitama is actually half Japanese and half white. They did a semi whitewashing on the main character which is better than whitewashing.
by Kotarojujo069 August 18, 2022
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Whitewashed

Term used to identify persons who are not white but from different cultures, such as those who do not speak their mother tongue. Men may sport Nike apparel and footwear (such as Air Force, Jordans, etc.), while ladies may adopt a more all-encompassing approach by wearing Birkenstocks, slippers, or Nike socks. They may also wear a lot of makeup, but their eyelashes or the fact that they wear Crocs make it more evident that they are white.
Omg I got my new birkenstocks
girl... u being whitewashed
by marquezz_TheKing January 23, 2023
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Whitewashed

A non-white person who, disappointingly, had been exposed to America’s poor “cultural” influences and thus becomes infected with such “cultures” that poisons their mind, lifestyle, and values.

The noticeable signs of a person who is not white but is unfortunately majorly influenced by America’s poor culture include the following:

- Ashamed to say his/her own ethnic surname in the proper pronunciation, hence pronounces it in an American-English accent instead.

- Ashamed to speak his/her own ethnic language, nor partake in his/her own tradition or culture.

- Does not want to date people of his/her own race.
- Identifies themselves as something that does not exist as a formal term (ex. “Wasian girl”)🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️
- Partakes in, or views it is normal, the lifestyles and behaviours of excessive fornication (“hookup culture”) influenced by the type of music that HIGHLY values, glorifies, and normalizes sexual objectification and materialistic status. Night clubbing, adult movies on Netflix, and social media are other influences too.
- Partakes in, or views it is normal, the incoherent and sensitive behaviour of annoying people (mainstream advocates of lgbt, pronoun nonsense, feminism, fat pride, and sexists who sensitively complain about values in relationships while self victimizing and making the other gender look like villains in a form of ignorant generalization.
Person 1: “This Chinese man is so whitewashed; he’s even ashamed to pronounce his own last name properly. I mean, he always pronounces it in an American-English accent. He even calls himself American as his “race.” Like bro, did this man fail biology and geography?

Person 2: “Nah that’s not the worst. I once asked a girl what her race was, and she said she was ‘Wasian” and she had “she/her” in her bio… like, are you serious?

Person 2: “Yea, I hope this whitewashing influence doesn’t go more further into non-white people. I mean do you notice these pronoun activist idiots having so much of an effect?

Person 1: “For sure. Whenever they are presented an issue, they should be a more mature adult by professionally and calmly addressing it. However, they instead, scream like an immature child in an adult body. Like is this some sort of communication they had formed? Cos it seems like a degenerate warcry; they’re creating some sort of uncivilized language expressed from their incoherent and degenerated mind—it’s fucking annoying.
by ChrisJ_2002 October 2, 2023
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