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Soy-roid White Knight

A man who sweats when a girl talks to him and when the certain girl leaves chat because someone else made fun of her, then the "Soy-roid White Knight" would proceed to tag the girl in chat and tell her to not listen to that dirtbag and that he'll wash her boyfriend's laundry to make her feel better.
Girl: Hi
Soy-Roid White Knight: NANI?! A FEMALE GIRL?!?!? UAHSASHAKJSAHSAHSASHSAS *SPLASH*
by MysteryBoye April 22, 2020
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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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White liberal knight

A white person who projects white guilt and is ashamed to be a white person. These fuckheads display very abnormal and unnatural likeness for black people.
John - A black man raped and then killed three minor young white girls execution style.

Jane - I'd say death penality is the most inhumane and barbaric punishment a human can impose on other.

John - Are you fucking kidding me? You bitch! You fucking white liberal knight!
by Ace4077 December 7, 2019
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White Castle Knight

The one heavier friend that always brags about how much he can eat, despite the information being universally not cared for.
"Hey guys- I bet I could order and eat 7 craving boxes from Taco Bell if we went right now."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
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White Knight

A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:

1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.

Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.

As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.

The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!

Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
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White Knight

"Did you see that Kyle is a white knight" "Yeah he wore his robe/armor"
by Yeet Delet April 28, 2020
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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013
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