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whateverlife

1)whatever
2)to not care
3)to be said in laid back situations
5)having no interest in the subject
4)to show the person u dont care
sarah: OMG I GOT AN A ON MY AP WORLD TEST IDREES!!!!!
Ill Faded: ...whateverlife...
by sarahHHHHHHHHHHHHH January 14, 2009
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Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"
Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.
by RCampz November 10, 2009
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Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.
Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.
by 333Emmaline May 10, 2010
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whatever packs your pipe

I Invited some friends to go see some music with me and they said, "we would rather go to a movie." I replied, "whatever packs your pipe."
by ftfunkj November 6, 2010
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whatever tickles your panda

friend: "what do you wanna do today ?"
me: "whatever tickles your panda."
by MST97 July 8, 2011
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whateverthefucktionship

When two people are romantically involved and in love, but there are variables outside of what they share causing an inability to define the relationship. DTR
They are so in love, but until he gets that divorce, they have to remain at whateverthefucktionship status.

Holidays and gift shopping can be really tough in a whateverthefucktionship.
by Suuper_Cute December 22, 2014
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