Whiting

Located somewhere in NJ. Many people do not know Whiting exists unless you are:
Old- You probably live in one of the 100 nursing/senior home
Living in Whiting- You dread waking up 5am to catch the bus, knowing that your neighbor lives 2 miles away from you and if you die no one will even know
A deer- you probably made 100000 Bambi's making the deer population worse and worse.
A pedophile- yes, we know pedophile run rampant in Whiting
A Partier- Woods Parties are everywhere
A Fireman- Occasional wood fires happen.
A druggie- Theres so much trees you can hide anywhere.

Whiting is 98% white, 99.9% old, 99.99% trees. If you drive through Whiting you will get lost. And if you have T-mobile you will not have signal there.

-OMG guess where I saw a pedophile peeking through window!?
- Whiting !

- Where do you live?
-Whiting
- What the hell is Whiting?

by xoxoxoBambixoxo August 16, 2010

Whatling

One who has short furry protrusions of the scalp, was once in a more wiggly state.

Often confused with waddle-ing this however is not exactly the same.

Is inclined to repeatedly use the words; "he thinks he's a boon!" or occasionally "pwned!"

One with a great skill in defying gravity, capable of falling UP a flight of stairs.

One scientist to another:
What is that indescribable fluff?
It appears to be some form of hair!
Unbeleivable! it must be a new spieces!! Look at it defy gravity in such a graceless manner!

by Insomniac January 13, 2005

whatonged

a very drunk state, right before you go to the hospital

i got so whatonged last night.

by john for miah November 18, 2003

Whiting

Whiting (slang)- An oppressive term used to dismiss anything written by a white person as pandering to white people. Often meant as the only reason why someone may have accomplished something.
Origin: Downtown in New Orleans. Believed to have arrived or coined in the late 2013.

Some might say that the only reason why Barack Obama won the election was, because his speeches were filled with whiting. This is used as a double whammy insult, because Barack Obama's skin color is black. Another more original way the term has been used would be like saying that "Steven King doesn't know how to write, but he sure as hell is a good whiter"(noun version of whiting) or "All his books are successful, because there isn't anything in it, but whiting."

by ThePPPfromTumblr July 9, 2014

Whaling

Whaling is when you go out looking to get some from a fat chick, ya know, more cushion for the pushin'.

Hommie #1-"Bro, I love me some fat chicks, I think I'm gonna go whaling."
Hommie #2-"Bro, your sick! I didn't bring my beer goggles."

by IronLungz April 8, 2015

Whatintheworldishedoing

The act of starting to run in a random direction for no good reason in the middle of a walk with friends.

Whatintheworldishedoing?

by skyuice December 30, 2008

whanting

1. to wheeze whilst panting at the same time.
origin (vee/danche -ville)

i picked up a bit of a whanting from just walkin to my mailbox!

by veeveeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 13, 2009