brodie whipped

When a man regularly comes to work late, because his girlfriend/wife wants him to impregnate her

"But Rhea, I need to get to work..."
"I don't care, you're Brodie whipped now, come over here and put one in me!"

by Bwodie1985 January 20, 2015

Molly Whopped

A viscous beat down or a brutal beating of your enemy or opponent.

Keep talking mess, and you will get molly whopped.

by NeoSpartan February 24, 2009

Whappled

to be accosted in a public place by someone who you really can't be arsed to talk to, and then engaged in the kind of conversation that is so inane that it makes you want to remove your own eyes with a rusty spoon.

What a nightmare, I was coming home on the tube tonight and I got Whappled!

by minkysteed June 21, 2007

bitchel-whipped

a person who is completely whipped by their controling homo of a bestfriend. sometimes called a fucktard. never no what he will make you do. he could make you buy him ice cream or making you to break up with your girl. you never know when your bitchel-whipped.

Dude, your bitchel-whipped get out now before its too late.

by yellow belt April 5, 2008

Pussy Whipped

When the male of the homosapien species repeatedly puts off and furthermore completely absolves social time with his male and female friends because of the wishes of his master (female overlord). It should be noted from large amounts of scientific sampling if his female overlord is a graduate of Texas A&M the control seems to be near absolute. With the only means of escape being a bi-weekly cock-stamp ing of his overlord to remind her who is in charge. However our specimen never has the courage to perform the stamping, due to fear of intercourse being cut-off or extreme limiting of future activities, eating and breathing included.

Our specimen is so pussy whipped he cancels pre standing plans with long time friends and to be noted their girlfriends as well, to pursue activities on nasty oil infected beaches of the gulf coast. This is done simply by the request of his female overlord, with no thought of his friends or their significant others.

by Doctor Truth JML May 18, 2010

whipped

When a person care's about another person so much that they'd do anything for them to show that they care. Putting away their happiness to see the other happy. Almost like a servant.

Person: Hey could you go upstairs and get my book? I forgot it.
Whipped: Ye sure, I'll be really fast :)
Person: Thanks, you're a life saver <3
Whipped: It's nothing :$

by Whipped101 March 21, 2010

Pistol Whipped

To be smacked in the face with the handle of a gun.

Charlie was talking shit, so I "pistol whipped" him with my gun.

by Sonuvagun Salinas October 22, 2008