vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018

Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

by MelvinH September 30, 2017

reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth

Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore

by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017

Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

by SaraMrk June 25, 2021

ultimate wet willy

The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.

Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/

by J.D.N. August 13, 2006