Johnny Welly man

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's

Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend

by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021

jelli welli

always there when ya need her, most reliable person i know! and wot makes it worse not only is she the cleverest person i no but one of the most gorgeous people too!

by helli welli! October 26, 2003

Johnny welly man

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.

Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today”
Person 2: “what a unit.”

by BigGman347 December 18, 2019

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

razi spazi belli welli

An awesome female with brown hair.
Epic sense of humour.

"Hey, there's a razi spazi belli welli over there!"

Female approaches:

Hannah says:"RAZI SPAZI BELLI WELLI!"
Female replies: "HANNAH SMALLWOODENBELLI!"

by yoghurtm8n December 11, 2011

smelly welly belly smelly

someone who has a smelly welly belly smelly.

yo you got a smelly welly belly smelly.

by Comedy ERDoesGaming_ September 11, 2020

Jelly Welly

To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.

“Yo did you see that guys girlfriend” “yea man that’s definitely a Jelly Welly situation”

by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023