skanky wench

a marijuana smelling pirate hooker.

She was such a skanky wench, chilling with all those stoners on that pirate ship.

by chevygurl25 September 22, 2007

Angry Wench

The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!

by J & J TwinTards October 21, 2009

bed wench

typically, a term applied to females of African descent (but technically can be applied to all non-white women of all colors; i.e. yellow, black, brown , tan) who gives herself to white men of high status sexually in exchange for privileges, promotions, etc. at the expense of turning her back on the people in her community. The term originated from female 'house slaves' back during American slavery.

The character Sheba who plays Leonardo DiCaprio's mistress in the movie Django is a bed wench. The character Olivia Pope played by actress Kerry Washington on the tv show 'Scandal' is a bed wench.

by morpheousneotrinity December 28, 2013

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

wench

a dirty pirate hooker

Diana is a wench.......

by twainlono April 25, 2006

Monkey Wrench

To sabotoge or disrupt.

George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.

by Mikail Bevale May 13, 2005

meat wrench

The female sex organ.

That meat wrench was so soggy it couldn't even get my nuts off.

Synonyms: snatch, axe-wound, twat, cunt, vag (vagina), slot, bearded clam, box, gash, pussy, muff, beaver, minge

by Matthewington March 24, 2008