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Your Heighnesess Honey Wedge

when man who is afraid of vaginas, overcomes his fear by roughly fucking one that has been out to sea for exactly 9 years and 63 days. It must also be covered in honey and barnacles.
After many years living in constant fear of the vagina a good 'ole boy from Mississippi showed how to do a tasty Your Heighnesess Honey Wedge.
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the wedge

A really un-funny australian show. It's lame, boring and i don't see how anyone here in australian can like it.
The jokes just plain suck its almost as bad as Rove.
Person1: OMG OMG!!!11!one!1 did you watch the wedge last night? I love that fat mandy chick.

Person2: Go watch your fucking shit show in that hole over there.
by cosmo_sez! September 11, 2006
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wedge

"Sorry I am late, I had a huge wad of underwear stuck in my wedge from riding my bike and it took a moment to remove it."
by LauraPalmer August 19, 2007
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lemon wedge

when you ditch your ugly girlfriend for a young more attractive girl
"woah man your girlfriends an ugly bitch!"

yeah i need a "lemon wedge"
by who ha ha ha 69 January 30, 2010
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Wedge

A fun bro who also always cares and looks out for their friends
Who did you vote in for the Class Wedge superlative in the yearbook?

Totally Harrison. He's such a wedge.
by wedgelover123 January 11, 2018
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apple wedger

A violent sexual act in which the man stradles a girl's face and mouth fucks her
It's pump when you do the apple wedger on girls. It makes them holler
by jacko123678 August 21, 2009
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One for the wedge

Something incredibly easy or simple. Originates from the board game Trivial Pursuit: 25th Anniversary Edition, when a player can get lucky enough to be only space away from earning a scoring wedge, and rolls a one on the die. This allows them to answer the easiest question on the card to earn the scoring wedge.
Did you take that math test today?

Yeah, it was a one for the wedge.
by TheMan232 October 4, 2009
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