go web

When a guy cums in his hand then flicks it across his girls face while shouting "Go web!"

Catch your cum in your hand, Shout "Go Web" and backhand flick it into your girls face

by simon smith123 March 7, 2008

Web redneck

The kind of person you see at any forum or in the Youtube comments harassing without valid arguments or using fallacies to anything they disagree with. Many of them don't know even to type OK, or they make mistakes on purpose, because they think it'll make them look badass and rude, but actually the whole forums laughs at him. Their age uses to be 12-19.

-Yura beech don't listen this stupid musick!

-You have a one week ban, little Web redneck.

by Rodkor July 5, 2012

web shooter

One who slings his ejaculate into or on someone or something.

Dude: Why is there jizz everywhere!?!?
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I'm a web shooter.

by Webslinger6969 December 29, 2016

web weasel

A person who hastily minimizes or closes his web browser everytime someone enters his room or office.

"As soon as I enter the room, he quickly closes his web browser. I am sure he is watching porn, that web weasel"

by markhus January 10, 2008

Web 2.0

A buzzword used by dullards to seem hip and "in" on "latest" technology, in hopes that no one will be perceptive enough to see that what's "Web 2.0" isn't new at all, but rather a catch-all term for websites that give people imagined self-importance by letting them comment on and share content with other equally moronic readers.

OMG this website is so Web 2.0! Check it out there's a button to post this to my facebook, myspace, and twitter! Now all my friends will see how hip I am and maybe someone will finally love me!

by Snakes on a Wii September 23, 2009

web-weaver

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.

Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.

by shomesomethin July 21, 2010

Web 2.5

The time period between mid-2007 and late 2009 when Web2.0 tatics, platforms and ideals were waning, but Web 3.0 had not yet matured or went mainstream.

Both Pandora and Muxtape were shut down in Aug. '08 by the government. A sad casualty of Web 2.5.

by avant/chi fan October 14, 2008