Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.

Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!

by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013

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Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.

"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"

by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016

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Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

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Heather Washer

Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.

Whoa, check out Heather Washer.

by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012

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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.

Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"

by jazz4 November 15, 2011

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