Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 28, 2016
A greedy recording company that decided to milk the money out of Youtube but failed. Instead, they decided to screw over people by muting the audio in their Youtube videos or imposing severe penalties such as suspensions, labeling the uploader as theives.
Here is my opinion to you, Warner. By pissing off the consumers that buy your products, your reducing your chances of going through the recession intact and increasing the chances you'll go out of business.
Here is my opinion to you, Warner. By pissing off the consumers that buy your products, your reducing your chances of going through the recession intact and increasing the chances you'll go out of business.
Here is the list of Warner Music Group labels:
http://is.gd/hmlK
If you agree that WMG crippling Youtube is wrong, boycott and DO NOT BUY any CD, mp3, song or ANY form of music from any label in that list.
(Don't P2P or download them illegally either, you'll just give a reason for those freaks.)
http://is.gd/hmlK
If you agree that WMG crippling Youtube is wrong, boycott and DO NOT BUY any CD, mp3, song or ANY form of music from any label in that list.
(Don't P2P or download them illegally either, you'll just give a reason for those freaks.)
by Doppelgangergang January 27, 2009
by pęÿtøñ June 16, 2021
See Fascist or hitler
1. A music company that blames people for stealing music when they clearly aren't.
2. The Dictators of Youtube.
3. A greedy music company that wants people to use their gay music. When they don't, their video gets muted and are forced to use their music.
1. A music company that blames people for stealing music when they clearly aren't.
2. The Dictators of Youtube.
3. A greedy music company that wants people to use their gay music. When they don't, their video gets muted and are forced to use their music.
Person 1: Dude, the Warner Music Group just disabled my audio on my video on Youtube.
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: THATS WHAT I'M ASKING!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: THATS WHAT I'M ASKING!
by Puffthecarrier1 September 19, 2010
The absolute incarnation of pure evil. Warner Bros Discovery are secretly an antagonistic cult that believes that all animation has no right to exist, and is hell-bent on killing animation for good. Leaving room for only live-action shows and/or boring documentaries.
They were formally WarnerMedia, but Discovery Inc used a Mind Control ritual to brainwash WarnerMedia into doing their bidding and fused together to form Warner Bros Discovery.
They most notably use unholy means to kill off cartoons and animated movies (Mostly made by Cartoon Network) for a living, by either putting a curse on that specific cartoon which would make it so that it would be removed from HBO Max, or using mind control on the creators of an upcoming animated show/movie and cancelling it all together, announcing that they have officially cancelled that specific cartoon or animated movie.
There is not a way to stop them currently, so the only best way to "stop" them is waiting it out or getting mass amounts of people to call them out for doing so, though it may not work most of the time.
They were formally WarnerMedia, but Discovery Inc used a Mind Control ritual to brainwash WarnerMedia into doing their bidding and fused together to form Warner Bros Discovery.
They most notably use unholy means to kill off cartoons and animated movies (Mostly made by Cartoon Network) for a living, by either putting a curse on that specific cartoon which would make it so that it would be removed from HBO Max, or using mind control on the creators of an upcoming animated show/movie and cancelling it all together, announcing that they have officially cancelled that specific cartoon or animated movie.
There is not a way to stop them currently, so the only best way to "stop" them is waiting it out or getting mass amounts of people to call them out for doing so, though it may not work most of the time.
Guy 1: What is that satanic cult over there?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just Warner Bros Discovery. They're a secret cult that like to kill off Cartoons.
Guy 1: That sounds terrible!
Guy 2: IKR?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just Warner Bros Discovery. They're a secret cult that like to kill off Cartoons.
Guy 1: That sounds terrible!
Guy 2: IKR?
by NepgearAfficionado August 24, 2022
The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.
Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.
by joecrow January 19, 2009
Any service every customer of should immediately quit using and swarm their headquarters with complaints about because the company's retarded decision-makers decide to take a step backward for more monetary gain. This step backward invovles replacing their original DVR system with a crappy-ass version that causes so many inconveniences it's impossible to count. Too concerned with their monetary gain, dipshits owners of the company will not act on the complaints they receive and revert back to the old one, rather they sit on their asses and look on while their customers are totally pissed off by their bullshit
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service
Time Warner Cable's switching people over to their new shitty cable system has led to me hearing of complaints all across the board from various radio stations and the like, such as DVR wouldn't tape the same things and I missed a lot of the shows I had set to automatically recorded; the bar remains at the bottom of the screen for far too long and throughout pause; rewinding and fastforwarding on the new DVR box is really fucked up because it doesn't stop where you stop it at, the new box has lost a lot of options and features it used to have; the box keeps shutting off and rebooting at frequent random moments; things you have set to automatically record keep being undone and you have to go back and reset them; trying to tape a couple days in advance takes for ever because of the box's slow speed and doesn't even go as far in advance as the old one, etc.
When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.
When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"
Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.
That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.
When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.
When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"
Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.
That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.
by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008