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Wisconsin warlock 

A demonic spirit, only found in the elevators at the now closed Gowanda State Prison, in Gowanda, NY
The Wisconsin warlock roams these halls.
Wisconsin warlock by FGG122121 July 15, 2022

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock 

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.
"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

Winter Warlock 

Noun

one who was once cold-hearted, but becomes a nice person after the introduction of something new in his or her life.

(from the popular children's christmas claymation movie, Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
Fool #1: "Wow Patty is a Winter Warlock!!"
Fool #2: "Yeah, well Andy gave her the choo choo train and now her icy cold heart is melting."
Patty: "I love you fools."
Winter Warlock by qua? February 4, 2009

Drug Warlock

A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.
My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.
Drug Warlock by MysticOgre May 28, 2013

City warlock 

Typically a Caucasian male with a very well groomed scruffy beard and a fresh faded haircut . Usually wearing selvage denim, work boots from RedWing and vintage t-shirts that pre-date their existence on this planet. The "city warlock" will also don a denim jacket in extreme heat with no care of sweating because they are cold blooded and only see "things and money ". City warlock can be found at tattoo shops, concerts, online, your local hipster watering hole. City warlock is always wearing a few rings and a big and expensive watch. He will always tell you what time it is and how good he is at everything. He was in a band that almost got signed and you will never be as crispy as the folds of denim behind his knees, you will never be as cool as his turquoise ring and you will never be as amazing as this fuckboi.

Musical preferences include,
Anything douchy .
Food, Souls, craft made Street tacos, organic money.
Most likely dating, A city witch.
Did you see that city warlock run game on the counter person?! He's wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and turquoise rings!
City warlock by Concernedminimalist September 23, 2017

Vatican Assassin Warlock 

Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"