wardone

a person who likes to ratio people

look it's wardone the ratio god.

by RATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO October 13, 2021

Waldron

To Waldron Something Is To Make The Least Favourable Attempt At Completing A Mission You Possibly Can.

kyle: Fetch Me My Rapier, Boy
john: 'roflcoptor' *removes glasses* *plays quiddich* *throws rapier in acid lake*
kyle: what you doing you waldron coptor

by W0T ArKeD W0T June 16, 2008

wardrobe foreplay

This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.

definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.

My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.

When is the cruise? I ask.

oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.

by mzpearlie July 27, 2009

wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse

1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.

by street smeg May 19, 2005

traffic wardon

A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines for parking their car in places that they shouldn't. Traffic wardons also do many other tasks which are important to maintaining the number of pissed off car owners.

"That traffic wardon is a cunt!"

by Kate June 11, 2003

Waldroned

Fucked it up

Ha ha, forgot to underscore the whatsapp message correctly for italic effect, fuck me, waldroned it big time

by Yippedety June 10, 2021

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.

During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.

by Amanda September 11, 2004