Wanking

Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)

I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears

by pwen prior October 14, 2003

Wanking

the british word for masterbating

my mum walked into my room last night and caught be wanking

by snookiwantsmooshsmoosh8888 January 12, 2011

Wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Wancing

Short for Wannabe-Dancing; The act of trying to dance to tunes you cant really dance to (yet still regarded as dance songs), but pathetically attempt to anyway.

Will S.: Hey baby! I was thinkin of workin on another album, shoot some more music videos, reconnecting with my original mad skills as an entertainer yea?

Jada S.: Will...honey...You know damn well I'll divorce your sorry black ass if you go wancing them feet in front of a camera again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by GaryPEv June 1, 2007

Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting

Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.

by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022

Wog Wanking

Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.

Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?

Oh I was just Wog Wanking.

Mate, you need to fucking stop.

by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016

chu wanning

the babygirliest

the absolute bbg in the danmei community (collectively agreed upon)

person a: ''did you see the danmei baby girl poll?''
person b: ''whoever didn't vote chu wanning should go fuck themselves!''
person a: ''baby girl''
person b: ''baby girl''

by godinthemaking696969 October 19, 2022