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wanker

Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.
by U. R. Supergay July 2, 2009
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Wanker

Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
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Wanker

Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk
1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance

3. Stop acting like a wanker
by le meilleur December 16, 2016
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wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!
''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''
by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015
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WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT
ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker
by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020
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Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker
Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis
by EvieGrave May 26, 2016
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Wanker

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!
1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?
by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018
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