wank

Jerkin' the Gherkin

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by Sacha Baron Cohen June 6, 2005

wank

to masturbate at a leisurely pace

yank the plank
spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth

by bob denne February 4, 2004

wank

it's not pronounced wane-k you moron !!!!!

wanc

by Foyf January 22, 2003

Wank

This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.

Harry: GTFO you wanker!

Jason: Smd

by Manbungoed August 22, 2010

Wank

Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)

1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder

That guy over there with the sling, he wanked so hard that he dislocated his shoulder!

by A.J.O February 28, 2008

Wank

Mainly used when insulting someone of the male species, as it applies to them all. Can also be used as a term of frustration.

'You Wank'.
'Ohh Wank'.

by KimSisiTessa February 27, 2008

Wank

the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.

Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.

by Flu Z October 19, 2010