waffle

v. to hit someone's naked ass with a tennis racket, thus creating lines in their skin resembling a waffle
remember when we waffled dan and then he went in the shower with roller blades on?
by ddo47 January 17, 2004
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waffle

Verb - to organize pictures and other assorted shit on a sheet of paper.
We're not going to "waffle" anything. Get the fuck out of my art class.
by WhatDoIPutHereLol June 29, 2010
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waffling

When someone talks about nothing in particular that ends up not making much sense.
Usually used:
(1) To fill those awkward silences
or
(2)When you're very excited and can't put it into words.
(1) Neither of us could think of anything to say so I started waffling...

(2) Oh my god! I was so excited I jsut kept waffling on about nothing!
by Missy August 23, 2004
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waffle

1. (noun, also verb) A fart that hits the back of your testicles, tickling them on impact.

That was a crazy waffle I got in driver's ed.

An astronaut waffled in outer space and could still smell it.

by Farnagey UnButtons October 21, 2006
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waffling

The inability to decide on something(s). Breakfast waffles have grooves that go up and down, like some people's opinions.
1: What color do you like?
2: Blue! No, red. No, wait- I love black. But I really like blue. No, I like red and black the best. Or maybe, green.
1: Quit waffling and just decide.
by sarah August 23, 2004
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waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.
Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.
by Wayne January 28, 2004
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Waffles

A thermal tee/long sleeve tee in which its stiching forms the look of what you see on a square-waffle. There's also the expression Syrupin' the Waffles which ties into it.
Mr. Crashands was wearing his Waffles today due to the fact it was snowing outside. He was also attempting to keep his penis as not-small as possible.
by JorBaLLantine November 24, 2006
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