Sham-Wowed

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.

Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"

by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009

Wowzers!

Something someone might say if they are shocked by something startling to them. Or, something that you might hear Inspector Gadget say.

Penny: Uncle Gadget! I think we found the secret hideout to Dr. Claw!
Inspector Gadget: WOWZERS!

by The K. Funk February 15, 2010

Wowen

a wicked fresh cool kid.

HEY MY MAN, WOWEN MOORE !!!!!!

by Mooshi_ February 15, 2018

Wewerecute

Tiktokers who think everything is “so beefy” and “so jelly”

Have you seen wewerecutes new video

by im Truly Greg May 26, 2020

wowzerz

an extremely zesty way of saying wow only people with dads can say it

Dick- Wowzerz! That's long!
Maria-u cant say that ur dad is out for milk
Dick- :(

by Uwu_Your_Mom May 10, 2023

Woweez

The act of laying on all fours (much like a canine) and giving a blowjob

"Man I was with my girl and she gave me some woweez!"

by woweez king April 27, 2009

woger

A poor pronunciation of the word roger, as heard on CB radio.

"There's a bear trap on I-10."
"Woger."

by Mindraker March 7, 2007