The Wonka

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.

I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.

by Spameier April 24, 2022

Wubba Wonkis

When you or one of your friends gets a “w”

You bro you hooked up with kelly? That’s Wubba Wonkis

by Jimboy super March 13, 2023

Workaspora

(n) - a social network consisting of the diaspora of former coworkers who scatter when a formerly-functional workplace detonates and everyone runs for the exits or loses employment. The post-detonation value of a workaspora to any particular member is directly proportional to the quality of the workforce assembled by the formerly-functional workplace prior to the detonation.

Example (1): She shouldn't have any trouble finding a job. The workaspora from her company is now spread out over every profitable firm in her industry.

Example(2): The reason that the workaspora from her company is so tight is that they had all loved working together before the merger and the shared suffering of the acquisition forced them to watch each other's backs until each person could get over the wall.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 18, 2011

Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

wonka

One of those big bad donkey/gorilla cocks that absolutely destroy the puss.

Stacy was suprised to see what Jamal was packing despite the fact he warned her at the bar he was packin' a wonka.

by The Dude 88 February 9, 2008

chomping Wonka

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

Willy Wonka Wigwam

During sexual intercourse, when the male defecates onto the female's chest, leaving a choclatey treat, then quickly covers her up with a blanket, creating a wigwam.

"Sex was so good last night, that when I was done, I left a Willy Wonka Wigwam for Lisa."

by TheOompaLoompa January 31, 2009