A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.
by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009
Get the Time Warp Fish mug.being so stoned that the time-space continuum appears to be altered. i.e. car headlights leave a trail of light as if going at warp speed, you feel like you're travelling much faster than you actually are.
Blue - 'Are we going really fast?! It feels like we're going really fast!!!'
Red - 'Nah, we're only going 10mph, speed up a bit... How fast does it feel?'
Blue - 'About 40mph! Whoa, I just got caught in a skunk warp!'
Red - 'Nah, we're only going 10mph, speed up a bit... How fast does it feel?'
Blue - 'About 40mph! Whoa, I just got caught in a skunk warp!'
by dizzyopz January 10, 2010
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deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
Get the contract warp mug.A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
Get the COVID time warp mug.Billy, clean your room! There are stains on the floor, clothes everywhere, and your bed still has an ass warp!
by tit-tit-tit-titties January 19, 2008
Get the ass warp mug.An effect experienced from smoking marijuana, where the user feels "out of synch" in time, with their bodies. Also referred to as "framing."
by lunatik May 10, 2002
Get the time warp mug.a nearly-mindless search for information through wikipedia that starts with one thing and, by clicking on random or interesting links, leads the reader to a variety of topics; can last from five minutes to hours
i just went on a wiki warp on cairns and inuksuit, and it led me to the tribes of the arctic region! fascinating!
by leideevie October 23, 2014
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