Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

Vin Diesel

A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)

"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel!"

"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"

by JuliaSmooty January 9, 2006

Vin Dieselites

Vin Dieselites are followers of Vin Dieselisim. Vin Diesel is considered god and all commands by Vin must be followed.
Vin Dieselist festivals include 'chainsaw juggling week', 'Vin Diesel Appriciation Month' and 'Christmas Kombat'. A challange against Vin Diesel's Manlyness, Abilities or Ideals in the presence of a Vin Dieselite will Likely end in gladitorial combat.

Hail Vin Diesel!
-Vin Dieselites at The VIIV party congress of Vin Dieselites.

by Matthew Ledwitch April 3, 2006

Vin Diesel

Inexplicably shit actor.

I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!

by Ross the Omnipotent December 28, 2005

Vin kerosene

Peta Certified World's Most Handpump Gaaye..
Real Swayam Sevak ✊💦 and a Gau Purush 🐮
"Na-Pati-Anjali" Gau Cola Tycoon.

Boy : oooo i wish I could be Vin kerosene

by Ram Rajian June 18, 2021

Vin deseoul

Sister of glorious leader Kim Jong-Un. She is known for E-sexing, being made fun of and that time she sharted in 4th grade

Mannn she’s just gonna Vin deseoul that shit. Look away

by The Real Torretto February 21, 2023

Vin Dequel

A movie starring Vin Diesel that is also a sequel in a series starring Vin Diesel.

"Hey, did you happen to catch that Vin Dequel this weekend?"
"Nah, I heard it sucks just like the other ones, but lord knows he likes making them."

by RockOfGibraltar January 27, 2017