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The Vending Machine 

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

vendingmeme 

An account almost godly, creates original content, no stealing.
Yo that accounts a vendingmeme bro, doesn’t steal shit
vendingmeme by TheReeeMaster December 29, 2018

Spend-vesting 

Adj: Receiving stock rewards as you spend on your everyday purchases.
All of my McDonald's shares in my portfolio came from spend-vesting through TAB Flow
Spend-vesting by TAB Bank March 15, 2022

Vestingbar 

A student's establishment located in Enschede in the Netherlands maintained by and for students (also accessible for non-students) with reasonably prices and a great diversity of beers and other types of booze.
Bro1: "Wanna go for a drink?"
Bro2: "Sure, let's go to the Vestingbar, they have practically everything there."
Vestingbar by Socratov December 1, 2009

ventin tarantino 

a ventin tarantino is a guy who bitches about movies
man i was talkin to a friend about the movie we just seen when he became a ventin tarantino and bitched about how stupid the movie was

Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.