Vanity Scam

When your company has received an award from an organization you have never heard of (the U.S. Local Business Association is an example) that is clearly a deceptive marketing tactic similar to the phony domain name or Yellow Pages bills that are sent in hopes your AP department will pay them. Often the incentive (and allure) is a plaque or award certificate for "recognizing that <your company name> has been selected for the 2008 Best of <your town> Award."

Spam email Vanity Scam excerpt: "In recognition of your achievement, a 2008 Best of xxxxx Award plaque has been designed for display at your place of business. You may arrange to have your award sent directly to xxxxx by following the simple steps on the 2008 Best of xxxx Award order form <https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx> . Simply copy and paste this link into your browser to access the order form:
https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx"

by Poppymeister December 20, 2008

Vanity Site

Website ran by an individual or small group purely for its own amusement. The site may try to promote some cause or idea, though not necessarily.

Man my vanity site is the r0x0r!

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

valitosis

Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche.

Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis.

by Dirty Roach October 30, 2007

vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

Vanity Word

When someone defines a name or pseudonym of a person, sometimes out of spite but usually to get into a girls pants. May be written by the person themself, which only serves to make them look like an ass.

Despite the fact that you're actually not supposed to have definitions focused on non-celebrities, there are many such definitions.

He's been a pompous dick since someone wrote a Vanity Word of his obnoxious Gaia Online account.

by GrokMonkey August 7, 2011

Vanity 6

An 80s girl band that sings non stop about sex, known for their hit Nasty Girl. Members are Denise Matthews AKA Vanity, Susan Moonsie, and Brenda Bennet.

Mom: Jake why is their a band named Vanity 6 in their playlist?
Jake: Um, uh, uh, um, well- fuck it, Mom, I'm honry, ok?

by I can't think of a good handle April 15, 2019

Vanity Login

Logging on to a computer for the purpose of being seen as logged on

I’ll set my wake up alarm nice and early so I can do my vanity login, I’ll sleep some more after that.

by Poidah April 22, 2020