A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.
This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.
by killa park March 26, 2003
When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!
Kyle: No it's not.
Kyle: No it's not.
by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010
Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.
by SePhIrOtH6969 May 24, 2006
A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.
by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003
A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and scrapes by the teeth.
by Javier January 12, 2005
Kathie Lee Gifford is a talent vacuum.
by Bill Braskey May 26, 2003
by MinecraftGod November 20, 2016