A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.
This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.
by killa park March 25, 2003
Get the the vacuum cleanermug. When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!
Kyle: No it's not.
Kyle: No it's not.
by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010
Get the The Patrick Vacuummug. Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.
by SePhIrOtH6969 May 28, 2006
Get the Anal Vacuummug. A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.
by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003
Get the Vacuum cleanermug. A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and scrapes by the teeth.
by Javier January 12, 2005
Get the vacuum blowjobmug. by Bill Braskey May 26, 2003
Get the talent vacuummug. The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006
Get the mud vacuummug.