Wet Vagina 

The State of West Virginia, USA

Person: "Hello there! I'm from the state of Wet Vagina!"

You: ...

Wet Vagina by Cumlumbus July 31, 2020

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vagina Tent 

A colloquialism used to describe a female condom.

Bill: Hey Tom, did you have unprotected sex with Ally last night?

Tom: No, she had a vagina tent, so it was cool.

Vagina Tent by UrbanDic13 May 27, 2013

Vagina Wrinkle 

Like a penis wrinkle, but for a girl.

"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"

Vagina Wrinkle by Tina278 February 15, 2015

Vagina Spiders 

Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.

Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"

Vagina Spiders by Lardassinator-9000 April 17, 2022

Car's Vagina

The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.

Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.

Car's Vagina by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

Vagina slay

Something that looks totally cool

Me- How does my outfit look today?

Lexi- You look so vagina slay today, Pop off pussy hat

Vagina slay by Popoffpussyhat November 30, 2021