Ukrainian Circumcision

When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.

Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*

by PussNBoots August 22, 2015

The Ukrainian Shotgun

A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.

I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun

by Levilegit October 21, 2018

Ukrainian gratitude

Ukrainian gratitude is when you do something good for the person, but they spit in your eye and demand more

Elon Musk: Hey, maybe we could come to an peace talks to end this massacre?

Ukrainian gratitude shown by blue-check mark twitter users: Your job is to give us the Starlink and shut the fuck up.

by Paul Bader October 14, 2022

Ukrainian Stranger

Similar to the Alaskan Stranger in which you take your non-dominant hand, sit on it till it goes numb, and then stick it into a bucket of ice and then masturbate. You do all that and then when you go to beat the bishop you flip your hand over and masturbate European style, flip your hand over so the thumb is down and massage the shaft with the thumb.

"Dude i ran out of ice for this weekend so no Ukrainian Stranger for me!"

by Longrod McLongcock December 22, 2009

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.

We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

by NerdyShenanigans March 05, 2022

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.

Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

by Graetep March 12, 2022

Ukrainian Rage Machine

The act of engaging in intensive sexual intercourse with a Ukrainian man while he gyrates to techno music as a multi-colored disco ball fires off in the background. Traditionally large amounts of alcohol are considered a prerequisite to the Ukrainian Rage Machine.

I think Ivan headed home with that girl from the bar and is pulling a Ukrainian Rage Machine.

by Hersheykiss February 15, 2013