Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia

Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?

by Agent42 June 15, 2010

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

by mgibson746 April 14, 2014

two finger taco tango

Highly Erotic High Speed Female masturbation while her B/F watches and strokes the Bishop in anticipation of a wet ride.

Guy: Hey C, why dont cha play the two finger taco tango for me while I let your sister lick my hairy starfish.

Girl: Sure E

by Pappagato March 2, 2007

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

Two Finger Wiggle

A method of inciting wetness in a female by inserting the ring and middle fingers into the vagina and wiggling them very fast.

Barlow hit Pash with the two finger wiggle round the back of KFC. She loved it!!

by Panje October 21, 2010

two finger pussy dance

The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!

Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"

by izakt July 13, 2011