You take a twix candy bar shove it up a women's cooter and bang her with it until it melts then make love to your choosen lady and after watch her poop the candy out of her pussy.
by randy myers November 7, 2007

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.
by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

A kind of physical robbery. The act of violently anally raping a beta male who is lower in the social hierarchy.
Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.
Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.
Prisoner 1: Did you see the new fresh meat on Cell Block 1A? I got dibs on the blond kid. I'm gonna take mans twix by force for definite.
Prisoner 2: Seems fair.
Prisoner 2: Seems fair.
by Manshower October 13, 2018

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
by skevwo February 26, 2021

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
by anonymous December 1, 2023

when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.
by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022
