Titmonger

One who barters or sells tits. Seller of tits

John Smith is the biggest titmonger west of the Mississippi

by Hugh g. Rection52 April 14, 2010

Twitroactive

To catch up on Twitter after not checking your timeline or mentions for an extended period of time.

I have to be Twitroactive after work to catch up with my tweeps.

by thechadphotog August 31, 2011

Twatmoblie

also see chavmobile, kev car

an excerpt from the T.V drama "Twatman and Kevin scrounge off the state"

I'm out of cash Kevin, hang on, what date is it?

Holy Giros Twatman its benefits day, we can get some cider and an 8th of skunk.

Quick kevin, to the Twatmoblie.

by Mrflibble December 22, 2006

titmonger

A person whih inexplicably adors tits.

Jerry is total titmonger becuase he can't stop thinking about them

by alxuk.top February 22, 2005

Twitpocalypse

The much anticipated moment when the website Twitter will finally become overloaded, causing millions of zombified Twitterers to have mental breakdowns over the fact that they can no longer talk to themselves on a computer 24 hours a day.

Person 1: ZOMGG, THE TWITPOCALYPSE IS UPON US. WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?

Person 2: -DIES- OMGGGGGGGG!

by Ughmuffin June 14, 2009

twipmo

The wife is pissing me off.

Usually typed in online chat or an MMORPG after an unusually long AFK followed by a short explaination, then logging off.

-"Back. Gotta go."
-"Why?"
-"twipmo"
-"ah..."

by jrtex October 25, 2005

titmongerer

someone who mongers tits and tits-like accessaries.

that titmongerer is a fagball.

by faggy tits September 21, 2009