testicle twins

When you and your bestie look like a saggy ball sacks at the same time. You are Testicle Twins.

Man look at these two Testicle twins coming my way.

by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020

siamese twins

(n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.

I heard you had siamese twins?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Linus Tech Tips

The man who's always able to squeeze in his sponsors at the perfect time in the video.

Linus Tech Tips: "But this video is about the ten reasons you guys love your Macs, and, with the kind of response that we got from our community, Apple clearly has been doing something right for so many of you to want to purchase their products..."

Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."

by AKAREEEEE March 16, 2020

Dolan Twins

A pair of twins that took over the world with their hotness . They're 17. And have millions of followers through platforms like Instagram ,Twitter,Snapchat,YouTube

"Grayson is hotter ! "

"No , Ethan is !! "

" Both of the Dolan Twins are hot ! "

by qwericorn July 28, 2017

twigsmith

One with little to no integrity; one who is known to fabricate excuses; someone full of shit

Kid A: Man that Matt kid is such a spineless worm.
Kid B: Right? What a fucking twigsmith!
Kid A: Yeah, lets fuck that dwarf tosser up

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

tipsicated

The weird, in-between stage of being past tipsy, but not quite drunk and/or intoxicated.

How drunk were you last night?" "I was tipsy, what about you?" "Man I was past tipsy, I was tipsicated!

by girlwhoruehlstheworld December 21, 2010

Personality Twins

When two people have the same or very similar personalities. Usually they are not related. They like the same stuff, say the same things, listen to the same music, play the same sports, wear the same brands...

Megan- Nike? whats so great about Nike?
Luann- NIKE IS THE BEST!!!

Sandra- YEAH!
*high five*
Megan- Ugh. you guys are such personality twins!

personality twins

by Megan815 October 16, 2011